the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

danslegsareonfire:

circletines:

today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED “SWERVE” AT HER AND I GOT IN TROUBLE

drowning in my tEARS

i hate when people judge me for having small boobs and a butt. hmu when ur 90 pounds and 5’1

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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blunk-182:

jack barakat tweets that don’t get recognized enough•

kidzbopofficial:

plunged:

15 BEST tumblr gifs!

THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW GIF IS SO FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

kidzbopofficial:

plunged:

15 BEST tumblr gifs!

THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW GIF IS SO FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god