Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
today in my religion class we were talking about gay marriage and my teacher said “gay people arent allowed to get married because in the eyes of the church marriage is meant for people to have children” and then i asked why women who were unfertile and therefore couldnt have children could get married and she was like “uhhh” and i dont knOW WHAT CAME OVER ME BUT I LITERALLY YELLED “SWERVE” AT HER AND I GOT IN TROUBLE
drowning in my tEARS
i hate when people judge me for having small boobs and a butt. hmu when ur 90 pounds and 5’1
one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god